MOST RECENT LINGO
(1). A process that shouldn’t require any human intervention … right?
“So, once you hit ‘Submit’, the payment and shipping orders should all process on a pass-through basis. The only caveat is that Marvin over there is going to have to push the payment and shipping orders to the vendors. So, I guess it’s more like a ‘pass-through-Marvin basis’. Sorry, Marvin.”
(1). Someone who was involved with a client for such a short time their absence won’t be noticed. In other words, fire away!
“Hey Mike, what’s up? Susan’s leaving the firm? That’s too bad. How do I want to tell the client? Well … I mean … Susan was more of a shooting star in the relationship, so I’m not sure we need to say anything.”
CORPORATE LINGO DONE RIGHT, SORT OF...
After getting up at 5:30 in the morning, commuting for 90 minutes on two trains (while sitting next to that guy who decided to hit the breakfast burrito truck on the way to the station), is there anything worse than finding out that your boss scheduled a last-minute 8 a.m. conference call? Well, if you’re anything like us, it’s having to endure all that cheesy corporate lingo you’re going to be blasted with.
It makes you wonder: Do these guys even have a clue as to what all that corporate jargon means?
And, perhaps even more importantly: Didn’t these guys go to college?
A Corporate Jargon Dictionary For The Rest of Us
CheesyCorporateLingo.com is our attempt to document how the business world continues to mangle the English language. Why is this website important? Simple – because deciphering corporate lingo saps our time and brainpower.
Imagine how much more productive you’ll be when you are quickly able to interpret John in Accounting’s abuse of the English language! This site is the decoder ring for the new millennium.
So, if you agree that “irregardless” isn’t an actual word … and if you’re tired of listening to endless corporate jargon … then CheesyCorporateLingo.com is for you!
… and if you have a term that’s close to your heart and you want to share with the world (or if you’ve got a better definition for one of ours) … submit it
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