MOST RECENT LINGO
(1). When you tell your client (usually in an innocuous letter they’re not going to read) you’re going to do something unless they tell you not to. Why, you sneaky, little ….
“Yeah, go ahead and sell. We gave them a chance to object already. That’s negative consent, in my book. Fire away.”
(1). “Policies and Procedures Manual”; or in other words, an endless document no one reads that outlines a bunch of rules no one follows.
“Okay, guys, so we’re rolling out the new PPM for check presentments this week. I’d like everyone to read through it and let me know if you have any questions. It’s only 247 pages, so it shouldn’t take you more than a weekend.”
CORPORATE LINGO DONE RIGHT, SORT OF...
After getting up at 5:30 in the morning, commuting for 90 minutes on two trains (while sitting next to that guy who decided to hit the breakfast burrito truck on the way to the station), is there anything worse than finding out that your boss scheduled a last-minute 8 a.m. conference call? Well, if you’re anything like us, it’s having to endure all that cheesy corporate lingo you’re going to be blasted with.
It makes you wonder: Do these guys even have a clue as to what all that corporate jargon means?
And, perhaps even more importantly: Didn’t these guys go to college?
A Corporate Jargon Dictionary For The Rest of Us
CheesyCorporateLingo.com is our attempt to document how the business world continues to mangle the English language. Why is this website important? Simple – because deciphering corporate lingo saps our time and brainpower.
Imagine how much more productive you’ll be when you are quickly able to interpret John in Accounting’s abuse of the English language! This site is the decoder ring for the new millennium.
So, if you agree that “irregardless” isn’t an actual word … and if you’re tired of listening to endless corporate jargon … then CheesyCorporateLingo.com is for you!
… and if you have a term that’s close to your heart and you want to share with the world (or if you’ve got a better definition for one of ours) … submit it
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