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(1). Bringing multiple disciplines together to build a more comprehensive and competitive offering. In other words, making your website slightly nicer-looking at tremendous cost.
“People, we want to focus on achieving elegance in the way we market our services. I want at least one idea from everyone in this room on how we can do this. Everyone except Greg.”
Props to Denise M. for the submission.
(1). The individual on a project that holds the key to getting everything done on time and on budget. Unfortunately, this never happens due to this person being completely inept, much like LouisTully.
(2). Dana Barrett
“Are you the gatekeeper?”
“No, Thomas the Manager is. He will come in one of the company approved, pre-chosen forms. Once at a company outing, the manager came as a large and moving Consultant! Then, during quarterly reviews, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant D-Bag! Many peons and part-timers knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of HR that day, I can tell you!”
(1). A term used to describe full transparency on a deal or issue (i.e. opening the kimono to see what’s underneath).
“Okay guys, we’re going to have to be open kimono on this deal.”
Props to John M. for the submission.
