(1). A way for a self-promoting, over-caffeinated worker to make others believe he works way more hours than they do.
“Are you serious? I may leave an hour earlier than you guys, but I’m always on.”
Always On
RANDOM LINGO
Delta
(1). The difference between what something is and what it probably should be.
“So, you’re estimate said this would cost $1,000, but you just sent me a bill for $5,000. That’s what I would call a huge delta.”
Props to Paul A. for the submission.
Eat What You Kill
(1). A hunting-inspired term used to explain to new stock brokers that their compensation is completely dependent on their sales numbers.
“Sorry, Brian…you eat what you kill around here, you know. Didn’t hit your numbers, so off to your new life as a barista you go.”
Props to Mark R. for the submission.