(1). A specialist … well … someone who believes he’s a specialist. Really, just a guy who only knows how to do one thing.
“Look, we’re ankle doctors here. We sell RV insurance. That’s it.”
Ankle Doctor
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Can't Fax A Handshake
(1). A term used by upper management to politely tell an employee that they don’t give their clients enough face time, and how disappointed they are with them about it.
“Well Scott, you should consider going into the city and taking the client out to lunch. You know, you can’t fax a handshake! Seriously though, go take them out to lunch.”
Tentacles
(1). What you are going to spread into every corner of your company’s operations, thereby ensuring your job security and, conceptually at least, an easy transition to your boss’s job when he retires.
“I’ve got my tentacles in so many things now, it’s going to be near impossible to get rid of me!”