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(1). The inclination of management to support a certain project, usually involving the allocation of firm resources (a.k.a. money).
“Look, guys. There just isn’t an appetite right now for a new company car. I’m sorry, Shaggy, but you’ll just have to make do with the current Mystery Machine for now.”
Props to Paul A. for the submission.
(1). Unnecessarily customized. Like iPhone cases.
“I just can’t believe we can’t figure out how to provide annual fee summaries in some kind of automated fashion, Don. Having your team create some kind of bespoke document for every account is lunacy. Can you see if the Tech guys have some kind of solution here? I’m going to let Jim know I’m on top of this, in the meantime. Thanks a bunch.”
(1). The art of taking a productive, manageable space and stuffing it with as many people as possible to save a couple of bucks on heat or air conditioning or something.
(2). The art of continually hiring people who bring down the overall IQ of the firm.
“Alright, everyone … so next week we’re implementing the firm’s densification strategy. Mike, you’re now sharing an office with Stacy. Stacy, you’re also sharing an office with Will. Will, you’re going to be sharing your space with Paul. And, Paul … what’re your thoughts on standing all day?”
