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(1). A kindergarten-style way to suggest that two concepts or items being compared are not able to be compared. The term is often used as a polite way to suggest that the presenter needs to re-do their work.
“Sorry Tom, I just don’t think comparing your work on switching us to FedEx to the moon landing is an apples-to-apples analysis.”
(1). A simply adorable way to say you just can’t do it.
“I’m afraid I’ll have to push that off the edge of my possibility plate.”
Props to Helen S. for the submission.
(1). That rich guy who calls you constantly to complain about his bill every … stinking … month.
“We’re really trying to focus our business on high-net worth individuals these days. I hope you like being called ‘boy’!”
