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(1). Acronym for “as soon as possible” often used to impart a sense of urgency. In an effort to appear even shorter on time (and really important), many workers pronounce the acronym as an actual word.
“Hey Jeff, sorry to do this but I totally forgot Jonathan was coming in today so I am going to need those mock-ups ASAP.”
(1). Too detailed.
(2). To explain a topic with too much detail to listeners who do not care about whatever it is you do.
“Whoa, whoa…we’re getting a little far in the weeds here. Can we get back to ordering lunch?”
(1). Your standard presentation to a prospect where you showcase all of the hot chicks in your office and a couple of grayhairs who should be able to answer hard questions, assuming they stay awake during the meeting.
“Jim, you and Ashley have to meet with this prospective client tomorrow at the W in Times Square. Just give them the old dog-and-pony show and get out. I don’t see this as a short-term prospect.”
