(1). A stupid word used in place of “history”.
“Hey Mike, why don’t you give him the back story on the Collins deal?”
Props to Lisa for the submission.
Back Story
RANDOM LINGO
Face Time
(1). The tedious task of actually seeing and interacting with your client in person.
(2). An unwelcome meet-up with your client that happens much too often and usually require a significant amount of traveling. Most of the time these meet-ups revolve around the clients “hectic” schedule which is either a result of them being bored, or being at a conference in the middle of nowhere.
“Hey Alda, you know what? I think we should meet up for some face time at the Monarch Butterfly Expo in Albuquerque! It’s just as short plane, bus and cab drive away from you. Whaddya say?”
Possibility Plate
(1). A simply adorable way to say you just can’t do it.
“I’m afraid I’ll have to push that off the edge of my possibility plate.”
Props to Helen S. for the submission.