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(1). The deceptive practice of enticing a new customer with empty promises (read: low fees) only to spring the real deal on them after it’s too late for them to back out.
“What is this, some kind of bait and switch? You’re sign says ‘All You Can Eat’ and, goddamnit, I want more shrimp!”
(1). Too much information, too much data to even digest.
“There are so many issues, poor Hank is drinking from the fire hose.”
Props to Lisa M. for the submission.
(1). Something you build into the system to warn those morons in the business that they are about to bring down the company by punching the wrong keys.
“Oh, don’t worry about that … we’ve put a soft block with a dialogue box before letting you change those kinds of account parameters. Because, you know, everyone reads pop-up dialogue boxes.”
