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(1). Overwhelming new employees by not having a game plan for training and just throwing them into meetings and projects.
“Glad to have you on the team, Megan. Well, I’m out for the next couple of weeks, so I guess it’ll be a bit of a baptism by fire for you. The manual is on that pile on my desk, I think. Good luck!”
Props to Lara for the submission.
(1). A term used to describe one’s involvement in a certain matter or project, usually as a way to suggest someone else’s involvement would be unnecessary or undesirable.
“I’m not sure Mike’s 50-slide presentation on our office’s battery-recycling program would be additive to the board meeting.”
(1). A term used to describe a particularly lavish tie that apparently can tap into the power of Greyskull.
“Hey Mike! What do you think of my new power tie? By the power of Greyskull….I have the powerrrrrrrrr!! Am I right?! Or am I right?!
“I think I need a new job Dave. I think I need a new job.”
