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(1). A term often used during long meetings as a euphemism for stopping said meeting so everyone can take a leak.
“Okay, everyone…while this presentation on which design we should use on our promotional flash drives has been riveting, it’s time for a bio break. Anyone else have to use the big boys’ room? That’s right, I call it the big boys’ room….no need for lies.”
Props to Kevin B. for the submission.
(1). How douchebags end all of their emails.
“Hey Tim, I know it’s almost 5, but do you think you could pop by? I need you to get something out the door before you leave. Thanks…“
(1). A fancy way to tell someone they need someone else to check their work … all the time.
“Hey Evan, I’m thinking we need to establish a maker-checker environment for depositing the cash from the register at the end of the day. I’m just finding it hard to believe it when you tell me everyone in here yesterday was just browsing.”
