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(1). A term often used during long meetings as a euphemism for stopping said meeting so everyone can take a leak.
“Okay, everyone…while this presentation on which design we should use on our promotional flash drives has been riveting, it’s time for a bio break. Anyone else have to use the big boys’ room? That’s right, I call it the big boys’ room….no need for lies.”
Props to Kevin B. for the submission.
(1). Stock broker.
“Okay, guys … we really want to start targeting high-net worth individuals this year. So, we’re going to start calling you ‘investment professionals‘ to show you do more than push product. That said, keep pushing product.”
(1). That sales executive in your office that only goes after huge prospects. His prey is elusive and his competition is intense. Yet, if he scores just one win, his year is set. But if he doesn’t….
“Who … Ron? That guy’s a whale hunter. He’s got, like, two multi-billion dollar prospects in the hopper right now. If only one of them pans out … it’s right to the Maserati dealer!”
