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(1). A way to make it sound like the members of your team are all winners, and that, by hiring you guys, the client will be a winner, too.
“Our blue ribbon team of experienced professionals will make sure you are receiving the highest level of attention and service every day.”
(1). Your assigned region of coverage. You know … what they used to just call your “territory”.
“Mike, we’d like your geofocus to be the southeast corner of Lincoln and Barrett. That falafel guy’s been creeping into the area and we need to remind everyone that’s still gyro country!”
Props to Matthew for the submission!
(1). What your secretary tells people you don’t want to talk to on the phone.
“Oh, I’m sorry, Mr. Williamson had to step away for a minute … can I take a message? You’d like to hold? Hmmm … perhaps I should just put you through to voicemail…”
