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(1). To attempt to merge a new application with your current systems, usually resulting in a Frankenstein-looking mess that will decrease efficiency while increasing frustration.
“So, we’re going to bolt on a bill pay program to our banking platform. It’s going to be great for our clients, but might require a bit more manual intervention by you guys while we work out the kinks. Merry Christmas!”
(1). The art of turning a simple PDF into an annoying, electronic form that never has enough room to fit what you want to write or simply adjusts the size of the entry so you can’t make it out at all. The result: you end up printing it off and pen-and-inking all of the entries by hand.
“So, I just finished green fielding the new account documents. It looks great, although, we should probably mention somewhere that you’re limited to 30 characters on every line.”
(1). A term used to describe a particularly lavish tie that apparently can tap into the power of Greyskull.
“Hey Mike! What do you think of my new power tie? By the power of Greyskull….I have the powerrrrrrrrr!! Am I right?! Or am I right?!
“I think I need a new job Dave. I think I need a new job.”
