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(1). That stockbroker who keeps calling you.
(2). Most of us.
“Over there? Oh, that’s Sam. He hangs around churches at night scoping grief support groups for potential clients. ‘They always have life insurance’, he says. Real bottom feeder.”
(1). The process of creating slides for a deck with thoughtful insights, observations and recommendations, only to be passed over at the last minute in the meeting (which you put a suit on for) in favor of more important and relevant dependencies.
“Well, Dave got neuman’d again.”
Props to the department managers at Prime Visibility, and to anyone else who has ever cut Dave off in a presentation.
(1). The woman in the office that you currently are, or want to be, engaged in an extramarital affair with.
(2). The female counterpart to a work husband. She’s that hot new intern you just met a few months ago, or the long time colleague that you spend way too many late nights with at the office. You tell her why your wife or girlfriend is making you unhappy, and she is that comforting force that makes everything ok. Until you guys get caught and it’s totally not ok because you pretty much will lose everything you really care about….I mean, it’s probably worth it if its the hot new intern, but….nope totally worth it.
“Hey Ted, you and Karen got a little something going on over there huh? She’s like your work wife. By the way, I am not sure if you noticed, but Betty has been posting these weird things on Facebook that are totally geared towards you.”
