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(1). Something you can use as an excuse when someone majorly screws up. (see also: Carbon-Based Error)
“Listen Mike, I understand you’re upset, but you have to understand that we’re a business of people. “Sandy deleted the database”, “Sandy cost me tens of thousands of dollars”, tomato tomato…these things happen. Cream? Ok, no cream.”
(1). Something your boss doesn’t want to have to do … ever. So, keep it simple, stupid.
“Look, Jim … sounds like a great idea, but you really need to flesh out these requirements a bit more before we can propose this as a new project. We can’t have our development team doing a lot of mental detective work to try to figure out what you’re driving at.”
(1). An extremely douchey way to say Terms and Conditions.
“Hey Pauly, can you read me those t’s and c’s one more time bro? I wanna make sure this self tanner I’m gonna endorse is on the up and up, yaknowwhaaadimean? What? Cabs are here? CABS ARE HEAHHH!!!”
