(1). What you’re currently doing.
“I don’t know Vito. I don’t really categorize what I do as busy work. I mean, someone has to make sure we have toner, right?”
Busy Work
RANDOM LINGO
Agent of Change
(1). Someone your company hires to “modernize” its business practices and operations. This person is generally loved by management and universally loathed by staff.
“Well, congratulations on your new role, Donna. I hear you’re going to be an agent of change over there, with all of the new procedures you’re implementing. I wouldn’t expect too many fruit baskets at Christmas this year, though.”
Props to D. M. for the submission.
Blue Ribbon
(1). A way to make it sound like the members of your team are all winners, and that, by hiring you guys, the client will be a winner, too.
“Our blue ribbon team of experienced professionals will make sure you are receiving the highest level of attention and service every day.”