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(1). Because saying “schedule” isn’t sexy enough to bring all the boys to the yard.
“Alright Megan, how about we calendarize that pow wow for next month in Washington. What? We can’t say pow wow anymore? We can’t call them the Redskins anymore? Hmm, ok so let’s calendarize that meeting for next month in Washington. What? Ok ok, I’ll stop saying calendarize. Let’s schedule that meeting next month in Washington.”
Props to DF for the submission!
(1). Extraneous or unnecessary imformation (in other words, virtually all information provided at meetings and conference calls).
(1). That hot, new assistant they just hired in the accounting department. Thank goodness the copy machine is right next to your desk … right, tiger?
“So, did you check out the new office bunny down on the 2nd floor? I bet I could tag ‘er. Think I could tag ‘er? I totally think I could tag ‘er.”
