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(1). Ongoing client relationship management. The term is generally used to describe the absolute smallest amount of work you think you can do to avoid the client firing you.
“Now that the client’s accounts are all in and invested, it should really just be down to basic care and feeding at this point. As I always say – Get ’em in, get ’em invested, then see you in January!”
(1). A ridiculous term that compares resources being spread too thin, to a human trying to plug a dam that is structurally unsound with their extremities.
“Sorry guys, we just don’t have the bandwidth to pull this damn (pun!) project off. Every finger and toe is in the dike at the moment.”
props to Sean C. & Jeff L. for the submission.
(1). A positive-sounding way to describe a poor condition or situation, in an attempt to maintain the illusion that all conditions or situations are actually good ones.
