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(1). Somewhere hot and humid where labor costs are more than reasonable.
“That’s right…we’ve just recently expanded our center of excellence in Bangalore. Now we have even more “Steve from Dallas”-es ready to tell all of our customers to turn their computers off and then back on again!”
(1). The easiest way to get at least some of what you want without getting a lot of grief (see push back) for your effort.
“I know asking Melanie to cover my shift sucks, you know, ’cause Melanie sucks…but, she still kinda wants to sleep with me, so it’s the path of least resistance if I want to still hit the Pantera concert show.”
(1). When your company moves everyone’s desks around for no apparent reason. Result: high cost, low anything else.
“Okay, team. Everyone needs to get ready for the re-stack this weekend. So, before you go home today, you’re going to need to pack up all your stuff and carry it to your new desks on the 15th floor. The company will take care of everything else.”
