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(1). To always go for the trendy, new investment of the moment. You’ve got a long road to retirement, my hipster friend.
“So, a lot of folks out there are just chasing the hot dot, you know? We take a much more measured approach. Well, “measured” in terms of measuring how much we can charge! Am I right?! So, anyway … bless me, Father, for I have sinned ….”
(1). n – The release of a new product, service offering or application, intended to get empolyees excited about something that likely has no impact on them whatsoever.
(2). v – To release a new product, service offering or application. The term is most often used by IT to allow employees to pretend the application they created (which likely will be used to improve the company’s email inbox capacity) has contributed to the launch of the Starship Enterprise.
(1). To organize annoying social events for your employees thinking they just need to spend even more time together to start getting along.
“Okay, guys…I think with the disappointing comp numbers and recent defections, we could use a little teambuilding around here. So…we’re going bowling!”
