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(1). What they used to just call “account opening”. It’s still just “account opening”.
“So, I reached out to our client onboarding team today to see when we should expect the account to be open. They asked us for a few missing things, which I was hoping you could get from the client. Let’s see: birth certificate … mother’s maiden name … and … umm … urine sample. That should do it. Thanks a bunch!”
(1). Where guys in blue shirts with white collars come from.
“Boy, did you see that guy who just interviewed with us? Right out of central casting! There must’ve been a sale at Brooks Brothers yesterday or something!”
(1). To talk about something, or give a reply.
“I’m going to speak to this bullet point.”
“I’d like to speak to your question.”
Props to J—- for the submission.
