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(1). A department which doesn’t produce any revenue … you know, like the one 90% of you work in.
“So, we all know it’s been a tough year. The good news is that layoffs are going to be focused in the cost centers … as always! Now, give each other a high five and let’s go sell some bonds!”
(1). To check in on, and possibly feed, the coma patients in the hospital.
“Okay, Alice…since it’s you’re first week on the job, you get to water the vegetables tonight. Just try not to Garp any of them.”
Props to Cid R. for the submission.
(1). A nice way of describing clients who’re not that rich.
“Look, Jim … we’re not really targeting the mass affluent here. We’d much rather compete with everyone else for the same 400 or so ultra-high-net-worth clients … hopefully score one or two and then retire before they inevitably get bored with us and move on.”
