(1). An exam or class taken in order to get some neat-sounding letters after your name.
“So I’m taking my 5th credentializer next week. They don’t make business cards wide enough for me!”
Credentializer
RANDOM LINGO
Your Baby is Ugly
(1). The tough love statement you need to tell your client when they refuse to believe that nobody likes their brand, company, or product.
“Listen Mike, it doesn’t matter how many times you say “everyone loves our manure scented candles” and “they smell like nature”, it just isn’t true. Your baby is ugly. Manandles stink, literally.”
Uplift
(1). A huge, and largely cosmetic, upgrade to your current, obsolete systems. Or in other words … money well spent!
“So, we are looking to roll out the platform uplift sometime in Q2. Certain dependencies remain which may impact this timeline, including Ken over here never showing up for work. Oh, and Ken? Can you see me in my office after this call?”