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(1). A term used when trying to deflect a client’s request for your opinion on the future of the economy or, even worse, his investment performance.
“Look, Brenda, I don’t want to give you some kind of crystal ball analysis about what’s going to happen two, three years from now. What I can tell you is that your overall portfolio could’ve done a lot worse considering all the Facebook stock we bought!”
(1). A method of passing legislation by agreement of both political parties. It is usually used to describe legislation which has failed to pass at all.
“We have appointed a bipartisan sub-committee to review the findings of the bipartisan special commitee on the actions of the bipartisan standing committee appointed by Congress in a bipartisan manner to investigate allegations that the bipartisan sub-committee manipulated their findings for partisan purposes.”
(1). Terms those guys in your IT department keep using over and over again.
“What the hell was Ron even saying on that call? He was just babbling a bunch of corporate jargon. I’m not even sure what language he was speaking!”
