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(1). The difference between what something is and what it probably should be.
“So, you’re estimate said this would cost $1,000, but you just sent me a bill for $5,000. That’s what I would call a huge delta.”
Props to Paul A. for the submission.
(1). To always go for the trendy, new investment of the moment. You’ve got a long road to retirement, my hipster friend.
“So, a lot of folks out there are just chasing the hot dot, you know? We take a much more measured approach. Well, “measured” in terms of measuring how much we can charge! Am I right?! So, anyway … bless me, Father, for I have sinned ….”
(1). A fancier way for companies to describe their websites, which usually are anything but fancy.
“Gentleman we need to discuss updating our web properties. I don’t think it is in the company’s best interest to have that dancing baby on there anymore. Feels like we are going for a cheap laugh…although it is a good one…ya know what? Let’s keep it up there.”
