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(1). When a project that you really want approved just kind of finds itself left off of the budget committee agenda over and over again until it is eventually forgotten altogether.
“I don’t understand it…it wasn’t a huge spend. I guess it just kind of died on vine…”
(1). A term often used by lawyers to cover themselves when in reality, they have no idea what they are talking about.
“My understanding was that we could pay those customs officials “bonuses” and not expose ourselves to any liability. Who knew there was a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act?”
Props to Jared P. for the submission.
(1). Something you build into the system to warn those morons in the business that they are about to bring down the company by punching the wrong keys.
“Oh, don’t worry about that … we’ve put a soft block with a dialogue box before letting you change those kinds of account parameters. Because, you know, everyone reads pop-up dialogue boxes.”
