Dinosaur

Cheesy Corporate Lingo CheesyCorporateLingo.com 25 April 2014

 

(1).  Someone who is a little bit behind the technological times, like Bill from accounting.  He can never understand why The Home Depot “follows” him around the internet, and is flabbergasted every time he accidentally hits the SIRI button on his iPhone his kids got him for Christmas and is asked how it can help him.  Oh Bill, bless his heart.

 

(2).  If “The Google” got you to this page, then you are a dinosaur.

 

(3).  If Bing got you to this page, then you are a dinosaur.

 

“So get this kids, I opened up the Internet Explorer and Binged how to properly stain a deck like you told me, and wouldn’t ya know it, a video popped up and played right in front of me.  Didn’t have to pay a nickel for it, amazing!  Dinosaur no more, am I right?!”