(1). That underselling new competitor that’s going to run your little mom-and-pop operation right out of business.
“Let’s be a disruptor in the sector, that’s where we want to be.”
Props to R. James for the submission.
Disruptor
RANDOM LINGO
My Hands Are Tied
(1). What your boss says right after your comp discussion and right before he drives home in his Maserati.
“So, there it is, Jim. I’m sorry we couldn’t do more for you this year, but my hands are tied. Something, something … down year … something, something … we all have to share the pain … something, somethi … hey, what’re you doing with that letter opener?”
Migration
(1). A word used to compare when a website switches servers, IP addresses or ports information from an old version to a new version, to the graceful Barn Swallow migrating south for the winter.
(2). A process that is done incorrectly 99% of the time and rarely worth the time, effort and money it was supposed to save.
“Hey Tracy, I noticed that since the migration sales have been slumping. did we flip the switch too soon? How come you didn’t warn us this may happen? I really don’t appreciate that kind of language, Tracy.”