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(1). To discuss a topic in more detail; usually suggested during meetings by someone who has no idea what anyone is talking about.
“I think we need to drill down a bit more on this one. Just saying ‘it is what it is’ just doesn’t do it for me.”
(1). To make something a priority or renew focus on a particular issue.
“What did you just say, Tom? ‘Get some head lice on that’? Gross! … Oh, get some headlights on that … got it … yeah, we should totally do that.”
Props to Kyle B. for the submission.
(1). A full staff meeting where employees are supposed to be able to pose questions to upper management. They can’t. All questions are plants. Just keep quiet and you won’t get fired.
“Thank you, everyone, for dialing in today. This town hall meeting is an important forum for all of us to talk openly and honestly about the business. All questions should be directed to that burning oildrum behind the building. Now, our first agenda item is ‘cost reductions’…”
