(1). n – the hard drive of a computer or server on a corporate network.
(2). v – to lead in pushing a project toward completion.
(3). v – to use the mouse or keyboard during a technology training session.
Drive
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Socialize It
(1). A term used as a backhanded, self-serving way to tell everyone in the company about your “great” idea.
(2). To ask around internally to get co-workers’ thoughts on a particular issue.
“Oh my god yes! Splash pages. We need to get more splash pages up on the website…great idea I just came up with right? Let’s socialize it and let’s see what everyone thinks.”
KPI
(1). Stands for “key performance indicator”, which is something that call center in Bangalore points to every time you start complaining about their bill.
“As you can see from Slide 8 of the deck, our KPIs in GUI maintenance are right on par with our SLA. Any questions?”
Props to KGH for the submission.