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(1). A safari inspired term that compares taking on too much work in a short period of time, to eating an elephant. Yup.
“Well David, I don’t want to eat the elephant in one bite here so do we really need the holiday promotion and the clown thing? I mean, one of these things is not like the other…you know what i mean?”
(1). A term often used by lawyers to cover themselves when in reality, they have no idea what they are talking about.
“My understanding was that we could pay those customs officials “bonuses” and not expose ourselves to any liability. Who knew there was a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act?”
Props to Jared P. for the submission.
(1). To take on a new client that you know is going to cause trouble for you down the road, but is just too lucrative right now to pass up.
(2). To hire a service provider (read: outsource firm) that will be next to impossible to unload once they’re in place.
“You know once we get into bed with these guys, we’re never going to be able to get rid of them. Like the Kardashians.”
