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(1). A hunting-inspired term used to explain to new stock brokers that their compensation is completely dependent on their sales numbers.
“Sorry, Brian…you eat what you kill around here, you know. Didn’t hit your numbers, so off to your new life as a barista you go.”
Props to Mark R. for the submission.
(1). A grossly overused filler word whose only purpose is to attempt to make a statement seem smarter than including “um”, “uh” or other unintelligible word/sound.
“I swear I am going to unleash a pack of rabid squirrels on the next person that says basically!”
(2). An insipid word used to frame, initiate or clarify an opinion, statement, fact, or clarification.
“Our product will basically transform the way you engage with your customers.” It’s a product and it’s BASIC…..gee whiz!
Also see: literally and actually
Props to Brad for the submission!
(1). To work on something known to be futile.
“Oh, hi Jim … the Hanson account? … umm … yeah, we’re efforting to get that through the pipeline this week, but … you know … with year-end and all, it might be delayed a bit … umm … sure, I know it’s a really important client … I’ll touch base with you on Monday, okay? … yep, Merry Christmas to you, too…”
