(1). (v) – The mysterious art of blending the right amount of keywords with the right amount of content so that Google will rank your website highly in the SERP’s. It is truly the definition of tedium.
(2). (n) – A very sad, misunderstood individual that Matt Cutts keeps picking on.
(3). India’s chief export.
“Does anybody know what this SEO thing is? All I got from that presentation was some crap about keywords, meta tags and Google. And why did that guy keep saying, “Content is king”?”
(1). A vote to pass a bill that you, Congressman, don’t like, but that your weak, weak party leaders are forcing you to support (or else they’ll take away your chairmanship of the House Parking Spot Committee).
“Well, Joe…I consider this one a hold-your-nose vote. Something don’t smell right in Washington, and this time it’s not Joe Biden’s vodka breath! Wait…are we live?”