(1). Making a typo.
Fat Fingering It
RANDOM LINGO
Bridge The Gap
(1). To advance (at least in the mind of your HR department) to the “next level” through some kind of training or seminar or some other crap.
“Jim, we’d like to send you to Binghampton, New York for a week to attend the company’s Leadership Capability Strategic Initiative training. We think this will help you bridge the gap between your current meaningless role to the all-new meaningless role we have in mind for you.”
Personal Day
(1). Something my assistant seems to have a lot of, especially when we’re really busy.
“Hi, Tom…I’m going to take a personal day today. What’s going on? I have an interv…umm…dentist appointment…yeah, that’s it…a dentist appointment.”