(1). That day of rest you spend picking up all of the fireworks debris from your neighbor the cop’s display in front of your house last night.
(2). See work from home.
Fifth of July
RANDOM LINGO
Neck Beards
(1). Those lovable, less-then-presentable guys who work in your tech department. While we all know they are making fun of us behind our backs, we can all take solace in the fact that they are all a stone’s throw away from being Hobbits, and will always fix our computers after we “accidentally” open that porn site.
“Hey Dave, have you seen any of the neck beards around? Do you think you can call them for me? I opened up ANOTHER email, which took me to ANOTHER porn site. Weird right? Third time this month. I would ask them, but every time I screw my computer up and ask them to fix it, they look at me like I just deleted their level 80 dark elf in World of Warcraft.”
Pound the Table
(1). To argue with (or complain to) management about something you feel passionate about (i.e. your comp).
“Look, Jerry … Pete’s just not going to sign off on a ten percent commission for this one. You can pound the table all you want, but it’s not going to happen.”