(1). Hidden, yet obvious, indications that you had something to do with this, you lousy, conniving ….
“Yeah, well … this report may have Mike’s name on it, but it has Andy’s fingerprints all over it!”
Fingerprints
RANDOM LINGO
Flight Plan
(1). The list of clients being off-boarded after you fire that lousy third-party service provider of yours.
“So, Vish, it looks like we have about 400 accounts we’ll need to include in the flight plan. Given the level of service we ‘ve been getting for the last couple of years, I’m thinking no termination fee. Your thoughts?”
Graybar University
(1). Where Jeffrey Skilling and Bernie Madoff now go to school.
“Hey, Gil … you should probably stop telling people at the bar that our returns are going to be down next quarter. I’m pretty sure that’s a one-way ticket to Graybar University for a CEO ….”
Props to Tim P. for the submission.