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(1). To forbid employees from keeping paper files, usually resulting in the loss of important documents and higher use of printer paper, due to the constant printing and disposing of PDFs which are either needed for meetings or simply difficult to read online.
(1). That hot, new assistant they just hired in the accounting department. Thank goodness the copy machine is right next to your desk … right, tiger?
“So, did you check out the new office bunny down on the 2nd floor? I bet I could tag ‘er. Think I could tag ‘er? I totally think I could tag ‘er.”
(1). The easiest way to get at least some of what you want without getting a lot of grief (see push back) for your effort.
“I know asking Melanie to cover my shift sucks, you know, ’cause Melanie sucks…but, she still kinda wants to sleep with me, so it’s the path of least resistance if I want to still hit the Pantera concert show.”
