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(1). A successfully operating business or a problem with your plumbing.
“Look, Stan…this business is a going concern now. We can’t just close the office every time you need to go to Staples.”
Props to A3 for the submission.
(1). Taking time off of work and just sitting in your house or (more likely) your apartment, instead of actually going somewhere. This is usually due to your lack of motivation, lack of money, or (again, more likely) lack of friends.
(2). When you take time off of work, stay at home, and try to convince yourself you’re happy to have the “quiet time at home”, when in reality, you are just too broke to go anywhere worthwhile.
“Yea I’m really looking forward to next week. Got myself a little staycation. Gonna catch up on the ol’ DVR, read a book, maybe even order out a few times! I dunno, the possibilities are endless!”
(1). What you always call something you’ve been doing for years that you now suspect no one else does anymore, in an attempt to make it sound like they’re the ones who’ve got it wrong.
“Wait a minute…isn’t it still S.O.P. to keep a second set of books for all of the cash-only sales we close?”
