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(1). Where Jeffrey Skilling and Bernie Madoff now go to school.
“Hey, Gil … you should probably stop telling people at the bar that our returns are going to be down next quarter. I’m pretty sure that’s a one-way ticket to Graybar University for a CEO ….”
Props to Tim P. for the submission.
(1). When you tell your client (usually in an innocuous letter they’re not going to read) you’re going to do something unless they tell you not to. Why, you sneaky, little ….
“Yeah, go ahead and sell. We gave them a chance to object already. That’s negative consent, in my book. Fire away.”
(1). A term describing a type of handshake that can best be compared to holding a dead trout and shaking it about awkwardly.
“Did that guy just slip you the dead fish? It was like try to grab a live salmon. I tried to reel it in, but he just wasn’t having it.”
