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(1). Something you build into the system to prevent those morons in the business from bringing down the company by punching the wrong keys.
“Oh, don’t worry about that … we’ve put a hard block on changing those kinds of account parameters. Just make sure your people don’t try to hit the ‘any’ key.”
(1). When the HR department says you can’t use the word “layoff” when referring to cutting staff positions, you say the organization is “rightsizing.”
“Listen Bill, I’m also trying to ‘rightsize’ my clothing, but it doesn’t have anything to do with my budget.”
Props to Kate V. for the submission.
