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(1). Something you build into the system to prevent those morons in the business from bringing down the company by punching the wrong keys.
“Oh, don’t worry about that … we’ve put a hard block on changing those kinds of account parameters. Just make sure your people don’t try to hit the ‘any’ key.”
(1). The woman in the office that you currently are, or want to be, engaged in an extramarital affair with.
(2). The female counterpart to a work husband. She’s that hot new intern you just met a few months ago, or the long time colleague that you spend way too many late nights with at the office. You tell her why your wife or girlfriend is making you unhappy, and she is that comforting force that makes everything ok. Until you guys get caught and it’s totally not ok because you pretty much will lose everything you really care about….I mean, it’s probably worth it if its the hot new intern, but….nope totally worth it.
“Hey Ted, you and Karen got a little something going on over there huh? She’s like your work wife. By the way, I am not sure if you noticed, but Betty has been posting these weird things on Facebook that are totally geared towards you.”
(1). What the host of a conference call says to try to regain control after the call has been hopelessly sidetracked by an irrelevant issue or question.
“Hey Tom, thanks for raising that issue, but let’s take that offline so we can get back to actual topic of our call today.”
Props to Terry D. for the submission.
(2). May be used to let the room know that leadership is not willing to talk about the subject at hand.
“This has been a great discussion, but let’s take that topic offline and move on.”
Props to Rob for the submission.
