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(1). Something you build into the system to prevent those morons in the business from bringing down the company by punching the wrong keys.
“Oh, don’t worry about that … we’ve put a hard block on changing those kinds of account parameters. Just make sure your people don’t try to hit the ‘any’ key.”
(1). To plan out connections between systems.
(2). To plan out connections between businesses.
(3). To plan out connec…oh, whatever, it’s just some stupid expression tech guys use to make it sound like whatever project they’re working on is going to be way more complicated than it actually will be….
“Okay, so before we can get started on the functional spec for the new GUI, we’re going to have to map the current system flows, inter-custody SEFT protocols and…man, this sounds like a lot of work…any room in the budget for a consultant?”
(1). A term used by EMS and Fire Personnel to describe a dead body much like Chunk did in “The Goonies” to describe the dead body in the Fratellis basement freezer.
“It’s a stiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffff!!!!!!”
Props to John H. for the submission.
