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(1). Acts of public self-congratulation among co-workers, often after being notified of an increase in compensation, and almost always in front of people who did not share in that increase.
“Oh sure, while those guys are giving each other high fives over in Sales, we’re stuck here in Accounting doing the real work!”
(1). A word used to compare when a website switches servers, IP addresses or ports information from an old version to a new version, to the graceful Barn Swallow migrating south for the winter.
(2). A process that is done incorrectly 99% of the time and rarely worth the time, effort and money it was supposed to save.
“Hey Tracy, I noticed that since the migration sales have been slumping. did we flip the switch too soon? How come you didn’t warn us this may happen? I really don’t appreciate that kind of language, Tracy.”
(1). A term used by EMS and Fire Personnel to describe a dead body much like Chunk did in “The Goonies” to describe the dead body in the Fratellis basement freezer.
“It’s a stiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffff!!!!!!”
Props to John H. for the submission.
