(1). When your company moves everyone’s desks around for no apparent reason. Result: high cost, low anything else.
“Okay, team. Everyone needs to get ready for the re-stack this weekend. So, before you go home today, you’re going to need to pack up all your stuff and carry it to your new desks on the 15th floor. The company will take care of everything else.”
(1). The individual on a project that holds the key to getting everything done on time and on budget. Unfortunately, this never happens due to this person being completely inept, much like LouisTully.
(2). Dana Barrett
“Are you the gatekeeper?”
“No, Thomas the Manager is. He will come in one of the company approved, pre-chosen forms. Once at a company outing, the manager came as a large and moving Consultant! Then, during quarterly reviews, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant D-Bag! Many peons and part-timers knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of HR that day, I can tell you!”