(1). What you get when you finally realize it’s time to leave that dead-end job of yours.
“Yeah, so I’m thinking about throwing some irons in the fire, you know? After last comp day, I’m starting to get some itchy feet!”
Itchy Feet
RANDOM LINGO
OZ-some
(1). An indication of approval from your Australian masters. (Wait…why are we picking on the Australians…? They’re like Americans, but without all of those pesky Kardashians.)
“OZ-some. Just OZ-some. You guys really put something great together here. Now, all we need is a spokesman. I’m thinking Russell Crowe. Isn’t he the guy who hit another guy with a phone? ‘Member that?”
Props to John T. for the submission.
Corporate Speak
(1). That garbage your manager keeps spouting rather than giving you your numbers.
“What is Mike even saying right now?! It’s just a bunch of lame corporate speak. What the hell is a value proposition anyway?”