(1). What you get when you finally realize it’s time to leave that dead-end job of yours.
“Yeah, so I’m thinking about throwing some irons in the fire, you know? After last comp day, I’m starting to get some itchy feet!”
Itchy Feet
RANDOM LINGO
Teaming
(1). A term lazy employees in open-space seating use to justify the hours they spend turned around in their chairs, talking to the people sitting around them about everything except work.
“Hey, boss. Oh, Mike and I were just teaming about the Huntzberger account. No…I don’t think the part about the movie I watched last night on Skinemax was relevant to the discussion…”
Mental Detective Work
(1). Something your boss doesn’t want to have to do … ever. So, keep it simple, stupid.
“Look, Jim … sounds like a great idea, but you really need to flesh out these requirements a bit more before we can propose this as a new project. We can’t have our development team doing a lot of mental detective work to try to figure out what you’re driving at.”