(1). What you get when you finally realize it’s time to leave that dead-end job of yours.
“Yeah, so I’m thinking about throwing some irons in the fire, you know? After last comp day, I’m starting to get some itchy feet!”
Itchy Feet
RANDOM LINGO
Personal Day
(1). Something my assistant seems to have a lot of, especially when we’re really busy.
“Hi, Tom…I’m going to take a personal day today. What’s going on? I have an interv…umm…dentist appointment…yeah, that’s it…a dentist appointment.”
Email Bomb
(1). Using the delivery function on Outlook to send an email to make it appear as though you’re in your office when you’re actually at the gym, home, bar, etc.
“Wow! Greg was at work awfully early today!”
“Do you really think he wrote and sent 9 emails at 6:07 a.m.? He totally dropped an email bomb.”
Props to Jeff Q. for the submission.