(1). A magical place where lawyers dwell in which all situations have logical explanations and the real world is not permitted to distract from their pure, academic, legal analysis.
Ivory Tower
RANDOM LINGO
Pitchbook
(1). A standard PowerPoint presentation used for all prospective clients in which the prospect‘s name is inserted in two or three places to make it appear as if it was prepared just for them.
“Hey Courtney, can you email me a copy of the most recent pitchbook? I just want to make sure all of my phony baloney certifications are listed in my bio.”
Leaving the Keys in the Mailbox
(1). Spectacularly failing to perform as expected or live up to a responsibility.
(2). Selfishly putting your needs and wants before the clients and your co-workers.
“You really left the keys in the mailbox on this one, Andrea.”