(1). A magical place where lawyers dwell in which all situations have logical explanations and the real world is not permitted to distract from their pure, academic, legal analysis.
Ivory Tower
RANDOM LINGO
Bespoke
(1). Unnecessarily customized. Like iPhone cases.
“I just can’t believe we can’t figure out how to provide annual fee summaries in some kind of automated fashion, Don. Having your team create some kind of bespoke document for every account is lunacy. Can you see if the Tech guys have some kind of solution here? I’m going to let Jim know I’m on top of this, in the meantime. Thanks a bunch.”
Rob Peter To Pay Paul
(1). A biblically-inspired phrase describing an action which will result in a net benefit of zero, often used in finance to dissuade clients from making unnecessary investment changes.