(1). A magical place where lawyers dwell in which all situations have logical explanations and the real world is not permitted to distract from their pure, academic, legal analysis.
Ivory Tower
RANDOM LINGO
Putting Out Fires
(1). An expression used to imply that you have been dealing with crises all day, in an attempt to (1) passive-aggressively complain about your job, (2) make yourself seem more important than you actually are, or (3) avoid taking on more work.
“Man, the bigger clients I almost exclusively work on are so demanding! I’ve been putting out fires all afternoon. I wish I worked on smaller, less meaningful clients like you, Jaime. My life would be so much easier!”
T's And C's
(1). An extremely douchey way to say Terms and Conditions.
“Hey Pauly, can you read me those t’s and c’s one more time bro? I wanna make sure this self tanner I’m gonna endorse is on the up and up, yaknowwhaaadimean? What? Cabs are here? CABS ARE HEAHHH!!!”