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(1). To quit your job after learning (or strongly suspecting) your company is going down.
“So, I heard Aaron jumped ship last week. That’s the second guy to go in the last two weeks! And guess who’s getting all their accounts? Go on, guess!”
(1). A segment of a certain market or industry.
“Since we’re looking to penetrate the ultra-high net worth space, I think we might want to stop giving out toasters to new customers. Oh, and we should stop calling them ‘customers’.”
(1). A software application, program or service offering that is unique to a company (and usually subject to patents or copyrights), often strikingly similar to a dozen other software applications, programs or service offerings by the company’s competitors (and probably designed using pirated software provided by disgruntled ex-employees).
“Alright everyone, we have finally rolled out our proprietary dashboard. It took two years, countless hours and thousands of dollars, but I think we are finally going to be able to pull in Google Analytics! What? Yes, that’s pretty much all it does. No, I don’t think it makes more sense to just log in to Google Analytics. This thing has our logo on it!”
