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(1). A list with no laundry items included.
“Hey Boss, I got a guy on the phone over here with a laundry list of complaints about our site. The question I got is – why does a porn site have a customer service number anyway?!”
Props to JG for the submission.
(1). What you call a charge on your company card for a night at a strip club with two guys from Accounting.
“Oh, hi Alison…the $1,000 charge on my card at Wiggles? …umm…thought I would take the troops out after work for a little teambuilding event. Your office? …sure, I can come down to your office…”
(1). That sales executive in your office that only goes after huge prospects. His prey is elusive and his competition is intense. Yet, if he scores just one win, his year is set. But if he doesn’t….
“Who … Ron? That guy’s a whale hunter. He’s got, like, two multi-billion dollar prospects in the hopper right now. If only one of them pans out … it’s right to the Maserati dealer!”
