(1). The art of turning a simple PDF into an annoying, electronic form that never has enough room to fit what you want to write or simply adjusts the size of the entry so you can’t make it out at all. The result: you end up printing it off and pen-and-inking all of the entries by hand.
“So, I just finished green fielding the new account documents. It looks great, although, we should probably mention somewhere that you’re limited to 30 characters on every line.”
(1). Something completely overblown that’s really not a big deal at all.
(2). Something Jamie Dimon really wishes he never said.
“Now Legal wants to get involved with this? That’s ridiculous! This is just a tempest in a teapot. So what if we lost millions of client dollars by betting it all on the pass line! That’s why they call it gambl…investing, isn’t it?!”