(1). In out-of-office email replies, a polite way to say “I will not respond to you in any way”.
Limited Access To Voicemail And Email
RANDOM LINGO
Delta
(1). The difference between what something is and what it probably should be.
“So, you’re estimate said this would cost $1,000, but you just sent me a bill for $5,000. That’s what I would call a huge delta.”
Props to Paul A. for the submission.
Bring Your Child To Work Day
(1). A day in which the lies parents tell their kids about their job are tested, with moderate to no success.
“Ok Danny, when daddy said he “worked with Derek Jeter”, he didn’t so much mean he played for the Yankees, as he cleans the locker room at Yankee Stadium.”