(1). To request a “connection” with someone on linkedin.com usually used by older, senior managers to (1) appear hip to their junior employees, and (2) keep tabs on employees’ job-seeking activities online.
Link Up
RANDOM LINGO
TGIF
(1). Something that woman in your office who collects naked trolls says after complaining about all of the mindless work she left until Friday to finish.
“I can’t believe I have so many emails to clean out of my inbox today! Oh well…TGIF, right?”
Can't Phone A Handshake
(1). You can’t, you know.
“No, Henry … I want you to close this deal in person. You can’t phone a handshake. Now, get out there and sell some toilet seats!”