(1). An attempt to make an unfortunate or ugly situation look good, without success.
Lipstick On A Pig
RANDOM LINGO
Paperless Environment
(1). A term used by companies to describe a mythical place full of rainbows and lollipops where files are readily accessible online, nothing ever gets lost or misfiled and machines collect dust in darkened copy rooms.
“Everybody, I have big news. This office will be a completely paperless environment by Q1 of 1998.”
Work From Home
(1). To sporadically react to emails on your Blackberry while out of the office to avoid burning a vacation day.
WARNING: HIGHLY ADDICTIVE